Obligate

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Something you have to do even if it kills you. It’s like being forced to eat a whole pizza with 100 slices by your mom’s ex who thinks he’s your dad.

I went to her 21st birthday party out of obligation. I ended up getting into a fight with her and her ex who thought he was my dad.

I went to the party, got into a fight, got kicked out, and now I have a bruise on my face.

She still thinks I’m pussy-whipped even though I told her I’m not.

You're stuck with someone because they promise to help you, but they're actually just using you for free snacks and a better seat at the movies.

He said he'd help me move, but he just showed up with a bag of chips and took the front seat at the movie.

He didn't even lift a finger, just stood there eating chips the whole time.

Now I have to pay him back with snacks for the next five years.

A fancy way of saying you agree to something, even if you're totally confused and just say yes because you're tired.

I agreed to help her move because I was tired and didn’t want to argue.

I said yes to the party because I didn’t want to be alone.

I agreed to be her boyfriend just so she’d stop yelling at me.

When you do something just because you feel like you have to, even if it’s the worst thing in the world.

I did my math homework because I felt obligated even though I hate math and it’s 3 a. m.

I ate the last slice of pizza even though it was cold and had crusts.

I went to the party because I felt like I had to, even though I didn’t want to.

When you do something absolutely stupid just because you feel like you have to, like smelling your own poop after you wipe.

After I wiped my butt, I smelled my hand because I felt obligated to even though it smelled like sh! t.

I took my hand and sniffed it like it was a fancy perfume.

I did it in front of my mom and she told me to never do it again.

Something you have to do because someone made you swear on a Bible or a pizza box that you’d do it.

I had to clean my room because I swore on a pizza box that I would.

I promised my mom I’d do my math homework, and now I can’t back out.

I had to eat a whole bowl of cereal for breakfast because I swore on a Bible.

When you do something you don’t want to do just because you feel like you should, even if it’s the worst idea ever.

I went to the party even though I didn’t want to because I felt like I should.

I did my math homework because I felt like I should even though I hate math.

I ate the last slice of pizza because I felt like I should even though it was cold and had crusts.