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A story you have to hear from your best friend or lover because if you don't, they'll throw a tantrum or yell at you until you're deaf.
My buddy told me the same story about his dog 12 times in one day. I had to listen or he'd cry.
My girlfriend told me about her ex's cat again. I had to nod and smile or she'd scream.
My mom told me the same tale about her childhood 10 times. I had to pretend I liked it or she'd kill me.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A story you're forced to hear because if you don't, the person telling it will act like you're the worst friend or lover ever.
My friend told me about his failed dating life for an hour. I had to listen or he'd say I was the worst friend ever.
My boyfriend told me about his job again. I had to smile or he'd say I was cruel.
My dad told me about his old job. I had to pretend I cared or he'd say I was heartless.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A story you can't escape because if you do, you'll be called a bad friend or lover and possibly insulted.
My best friend told me about his cat again. I had to listen or he'd call me a bad friend and say I was boring.
My girlfriend told me about her ex again. I had to nod or she'd call me cruel and say I was a bad lover.
My brother told me the same joke again. I had to laugh or he'd say I was a failure.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A story you have to listen to because if you don't, the person telling it will insult you and possibly throw something at you.
My friend told me the same story about his car again. I had to listen or he'd call me a dummy and throw a shoe at me.
My girlfriend told me about her ex again. I had to smile or she'd say I was a jerk and throw a pillow at me.
My mom told me the same tale again. I had to nod or she'd say I was lazy and throw a dish at me.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A story that you're stuck with because if you don't listen, you'll be called a bad friend or lover and possibly laughed at.
My best friend told me about his bad day again. I had to listen or he'd say I was a bad friend and laugh at me.
My boyfriend told me about his work again. I had to smile or he'd say I was a bad lover and make fun of me.
My dad told me about his old job again. I had to nod or he'd say I was a failure and laugh at me.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A story you're stuck with because if you don't listen, the person telling it will act like you're the worst friend or lover ever and possibly throw a fit.
My buddy told me the same story about his dog again. I had to listen or he'd throw a fit and say I was the worst friend ever.
My girlfriend told me about her ex again. I had to smile or she'd throw a fit and say I was a terrible lover.
My mom told me the same tale again. I had to nod or she'd throw a fit and say I was the worst kid ever.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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