Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who screams like a girl whenever he sees a duck or any bird that looks kind of like a duck.

He saw a goose and yelled, 'That’s a duck! That’s a duck!'

He got so excited about a pigeon that he fell into a pond.

He texted me at 2 a. m. because he saw a chicken on the street.

2

A man who acts like ducks are the most important thing in the world, even if they’re just walking around.

He tried to rescue a duck from a traffic jam and got hit by a bus.

He named his dog 'Duckington' and now everyone calls him that.

He started a fight with a guy over who had the better duck.

3

A guy who gets so happy about ducks that he forgets how to be a normal person.

He cried when a duck waddled past him.

He proposed to a duck and got rejected.

He bought a duck suit and wore it to work.

4

A man who thinks ducks are better than humans and will tell anyone who disagrees.

He said, 'Ducks are smarter than you, and you know it.'

He started a YouTube channel called 'Duck vs. Man.'

He tried to convince a cop that ducks should have the right to free speech.

5

A guy who acts like he’s been waiting forever just to see a duck or a bird that kind of looks like a duck.

He waited 30 minutes for a duck and then yelled at it.

He called in sick to work because a bird flew by his window.

He took a vacation just to watch ducks in another city.