obliflush

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When you poop in a public bathroom and flush the toilet like it's your last chance to survive the stench.

I flushed the toilet six times because I was too scared to breathe.

That guy flushed the toilet so much I thought it was gonna explode.

I took a crap in the airport bathroom and flushed it like it was a warzone.

Pooping in a public bathroom and flushing the toilet so much it feels like you're doing a dance with the smell.

I did the toilet shuffle because the smell was trying to kill me.

She flushed the toilet like it was her ex.

I took a crap and flushed the toilet three times because I was too proud to let the smell win.

When you poop in a public bathroom and flush the toilet like your life depends on it.

I flushed the toilet four times because I couldn’t take the smell anymore.

He took a crap and flushed the toilet like he was escaping a monster.

I did the ol’ flush dance because the smell was too strong for my nose.