oblidiot

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A brain-dead moron who doesn’t know they’re being a brain-dead moron. They’re like a human version of a broken traffic light.
He merged into traffic without looking and then yelled at me for honking.
She texted her ex during a meeting and didn’t realize everyone was staring.
He walked into a wall and still didn’t know why people were laughing.
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A person so clueless they think the world revolves around them. They’re like a kid who still believes they’re the main character of their own story.
He changed lanes without signaling and didn’t even notice the car behind him.
She thought everyone was ignoring her when they were just laughing at her outfit.
He drank three coffees and still didn’t know why he was so tired.
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