oblideration

My cousin’s 6'8" and he literally looks down on everyone like they’re ants.

I saw a guy on the bus who was so tall he blocked the sun.

My dad said he could reach the ceiling with one hand and the floor with the other.

I beat my brother in a video game so fast he didn’t even know what happened.

My dog beat my mom at chess and she just stared at the board like it was a bad joke.

I pwned my friend in a battle royale and he just sat there like he’d been abandoned.