oblickque

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a miracle so good it makes your brain explode and your pants drop

My dog finally stopped barking at the mailman. That was an oblickque.

I got pizza for breakfast. That was an oblickque.

My mom said I could stay up late. That was an oblickque.

when the universe decides to give you a break and you don't deserve it

My teacher let me skip homework. That was an oblickque.

I found a $20 bill on the floor. That was an oblickque.

My cat finally stopped scratching the couch. That was an oblickque.

something so rare it might as well be a secret sauce only gods know about

I got first place in the spelling bee. That was an oblickque.

My dad didn't yell at me. That was an oblickque.

My phone stopped making weird noises. That was an oblickque.

a once-in-a-lifetime event that makes you forget your own name

I won a free ice cream. That was an oblickque.

My mom didn't make me do the dishes. That was an oblickque.

I got to stay up past bedtime. That was an oblickque.