oblickatory

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A fake blow job you give just to keep your partner from throwing you out of the house and into a dumpster.

My mom said she’d rather eat a whole pizza than take another fake blow job from my dad.

He did the oblickatory blow job just to keep his ex from posting his face on the internet.

I gave my brother a fake blow job so he’d stop yelling at me about my bad grades.

A mandatory face-fuck you do because you’re too lazy to actually have sex.

She did the oblickatory face-fuck just to get him to stop texting her ex.

He did the oblickatory face-fuck because he was too tired to do anything else.

My sister did the oblickatory face-fuck just to stop my dad from yelling at her.

A forced tongue action you do to keep your partner from leaving you for someone else.

He did the oblickatory tongue action just to keep his girlfriend from cheating on him.

She did the oblickatory tongue action to stop her boyfriend from going to the movies with his ex.

I did the oblickatory tongue action so my friend wouldn’t laugh at my bad haircut.

A fake tongue job you do just to make your partner feel special for one day.

She gave him the oblickatory tongue job so he’d stop talking about his bad job.

He did the oblickatory tongue job just to make her feel good before the big test.

I did the oblickatory tongue job so my friend wouldn’t tease me about my new glasses.

A fake face-fuck you do because you’re too tired to actually do anything else.

He did the oblickatory face-fuck because he was too tired to do anything else.

She did the oblickatory face-fuck just to stop her brother from teasing her.

I did the oblickatory face-fuck so my friend wouldn’t laugh at my bad singing.

A fake tongue action you do just to keep your partner from leaving you for someone else.

He did the oblickatory tongue action just to keep his ex from coming back.

She did the oblickatory tongue action so her boyfriend wouldn’t go to the concert with his ex.

I did the oblickatory tongue action to stop my friend from posting my face on TikTok.