Oblicious

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When you're so damn good you think you're god and everyone else is trash
I just ate three burgers and still look hot. I'm oblicious.
I aced the test and called my teacher a dummy. I'm oblicious.
I walked into the room and everyone stared. I'm oblicious.
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When you're so good you're like a superhero and everyone else is just normal people
I did 10 push-ups and my arms looked like bricks. I'm oblicious.
I got the last slice of pizza and no one stopped me. I'm oblicious.
I told a joke and everyone laughed. I'm oblicious.
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When you're so awesome you're like a boss and everyone else is just weaklings
I finished my homework in 5 minutes. I'm oblicious.
I beat my brother in a race and he cried. I'm oblicious.
I got a 100% on my math test and my teacher was jealous. I'm oblicious.
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When you're so good you think you're the only one who matters and everyone else is just background noise
I got praised by the principal and I didn't even try. I'm oblicious.
I beat my friend at video games and he quit. I'm oblicious.
I walked into the room and no one noticed me. I'm oblicious.
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When you're so awesome you're like a king and everyone else is just peasants
I got the best seat in the class. I'm oblicious.
I ate the whole cake and no one stopped me. I'm oblicious.
I got extra credit and my teacher was proud. I'm oblicious.
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When you're so good you think you're the best and everyone else is just trash
I beat my mom at chess and she was mad. I'm oblicious.
I got the most likes on my post. I'm oblicious.
I finished my lunch and still had time to play video games. I'm oblicious.
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