obliblov

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A fancy way of saying you're so sad you can't even see colors and your brain decides to mess up your speech like a drunk kid at a pizza party.

My dog died, and now I have obliblov. I can't tell if my socks are blue or purple and I keep saying 'fluffy buffalo' instead of 'chocolate muffin'.

I got a D on my math test and now I'm obliblov. My brain is like a broken printer and my words are all jumbled up.

My ex sent me a text that said 'I miss you' and I cried so much I got obliblov. Now I see everything in gray and I can't say 'hello' without stuttering like a robot.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

When your brain is so messed up from being depressed it turns your words into a mess and makes you see the world like it's been dipped in gray paint.

I got obliblov after my cat ate my homework. I see everything in black and white and I say 'florp' instead of 'flower'.

My mom yelled at me and I got obliblov. I can't see red anymore and I say 'butterfly' when I mean 'butter'.

I failed my driving test and now I have obliblov. I see the road in shades of gray and I say 'spaghetti' instead of 'stop sign'.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A mental mess that makes you see the world in dull colors and talk like your tongue is covered in glue and your brain is on fire.

I got obliblov after my phone died. I can't see green and I keep saying 'donkey' instead of 'donut'.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I got obliblov. I see everything in brown and I say 'fluffy dragon' when I mean 'fluffy dog'.

I got into a fight with my brother and now I have obliblov. I can't tell if the sky is blue or gray and I say 'butter cup' instead of 'butter cup'.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

When you're so sad your brain breaks and you can't see colors or talk properly it's like your brain is a mess and your mouth is a broken walkie-talkie.

My goldfish died and I got obliblov. I see everything in pink and I say 'butter cup' instead of 'butter cup'.

I got obliblov after my dad yelled at me. I can't tell if the sky is blue or purple and I say 'fluffy dragon' instead of 'fluffy dog'.

My laptop crashed and I got obliblov. I see the world in purple and I say 'donkey' instead of 'donut'.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A mental breakdown that turns your words into a jumble and your vision into a boring painting you got for your birthday.

I got obliblov after my dog ate my math test. I can't tell if the sky is blue or green and I say 'butterfly' instead of 'butter'.

My mom gave me a pop quiz and I got obliblov. I see everything in brown and I say 'spaghetti' when I mean 'stop sign'.

I got obliblov after my cat knocked over my cereal. I can't see red anymore and I say 'fluffy buffalo' instead of 'chocolate muffin'.

by Slangipedia 4h ago