Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To kill someone so hard they’re not even mad they’re dead

My cousin oblibished his ex because she forgot his birthday.

The cop oblibished the robber after he threatened his kid.

I oblibished my math test because it was too hard and I didn’t feel like thinking.

2

To wipe someone out so completely they might as well be a ghost

She oblibished the whole class by throwing a paper airplane at the teacher.

The dog oblibished the mailman by peeing on his shoes.

He oblibished his mom’s favorite cake by eating it in one bite.

3

To make someone so dead they’re not even trying to come back

The monster oblibished the hero by eating him whole.

My brother oblibished my sister by stealing her phone and texting her ex.

The teacher oblibished the kids by giving them 100 math problems.

4

To destroy someone so bad they might need a new life

The villain oblibished the hero by turning him into a chicken.

I oblibished my friend by making him eat a whole pizza in one go.

The boss oblibished the employee by giving him a 10-hour meeting.

5

To kill or ruin someone so bad they’re not even worth the trouble

The dragon oblibished the knight by burning him to a crisp.

My mom oblibished my dad by texting him 50 times a day.

The kid oblibished the teacher by throwing a rubber chicken at him.