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Olivia after she drank a whole bottle of wine and cried at a math test

Olivia: 'I swear I did every problem right!' (She was wearing pajamas and had spaghetti on her face.)

Olivia texted me: 'I think I'm a unicorn. I'm 100% sure I'm a unicorn.'

Olivia tried to dance to 'Never Gonna Give You Up' and fell off the couch.

Olivia when she thinks she’s a rockstar and everyone else is a fan

Olivia yelled at the microwave: 'You’re not the main character!'

Olivia tried to sing at a restaurant and got kicked out.

Olivia texted me: 'I’m not just a person. I’m a vibe.'

Olivia after she drank too much and forgot her own name

Olivia: 'I’m not Olivia. I’m Olivia 2.0.'

Olivia tried to text me but sent a group message to her mom, dad, and math teacher.

Olivia cried because she thought her dog was mad at her.

Olivia when she thinks she’s the main character of a movie and everyone else is just background noise

Olivia yelled at the TV: 'You’re not the main character! I am!'

Olivia tried to do a dramatic monologue at breakfast and spilled cereal all over the floor.

Olivia texted me: 'I’m living my best life. You’re just watching it.'

Olivia after she drank a whole bottle of soda and tried to karaoke at a gas station

Olivia: 'I’m going to be famous!' (She was singing 'I Will Always Love You' at the gas pump.)

Olivia tried to do a dance challenge and tripped over her own feet.

Olivia texted me: 'I’m a star. You’re just a fan.'