obliberate

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the best version of wiping something out, like it never existed and your mom didn’t even notice

I obliberated my math test so hard, the teacher thought I took it to the trash can.

He obliberated his ex's Instagram, and now she's crying in the corner with a snack bag.

I obliberated my lunch so fast, the cafeteria didn’t even know it was gone.

when you destroy something so completely, it’s like it had a bad day and got fired

She obliberated her history project, and now it’s just a pile of sadness in the hallway.

I obliberated my brother’s video game, and now he’s yelling at the TV like it owes him money.

He obliberated his mom’s cookies, and now she’s asking for a raise.

when you make something so gone, it’s like it had no idea what hit it

I obliberated my science experiment, and now it’s just a mess in a lab coat.

She obliberated her dad’s favorite shirt, and now he’s wearing a sock as a hat.

He obliberated his math homework so fast, the teacher gave him a zero and a side-eye.

when you erase something so bad, it’s like it never had a chance to be good

I obliberated my history report, and now it’s just a bunch of scribbles and regret.

He obliberated his sister’s art project, and now it’s just a bunch of crumpled paper.

She obliberated her dad’s favorite song, and now he’s singing a different one in the car.