Obli-negated

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#obli-negated #life threw a curveball #got a gold star

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When you get out of a job you signed up for because you were a good kid, but life threw you a curveball and you still got praised like you were the hero who saved the day.

I said I'd clean the pool, but then I got sick. Still got a gold star for being a good kid.

I volunteered to feed the dog, but then I got locked out of the house. Still got a cookie for being awesome.

I signed up to do the presentation, but then my dog ate my notes. Still got a high five from the teacher.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you’re free from a job you did because you were nice, but you still got thanked like you did it for no reason and got a sandwich for being a saint.

I was gonna help my mom with the dishes, but then I got a text from my crush. Still got a sandwich for being a saint.

I said I'd walk the dog, but then I got stuck in traffic. Still got praised for being the best kid ever.

I signed up for the math test, but then my dog bit me. Still got a sticker for being brave.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you’re let off the hook for a job you did because you were cool, but you still got called a legend even though you barely showed up.

I said I'd mow the lawn, but then I got hit by a car. Still got called a legend.

I volunteered to do the science project, but then I got grounded. Still got a trophy for being awesome.

I signed up for the race, but then I got stuck in the mud. Still got a medal for being a hero.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you’re not stuck with a job you were happy to do because you were awesome, but you still got a thank you note like you saved the world.

I was gonna help my dad with the chores, but then I got a text from my crush. Still got a thank you note for being awesome.

I said I'd help with the math test, but then I got a headache. Still got a thank you note from the teacher.

I volunteered to do the presentation, but then I got dizzy. Still got a thank you note for being the best.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you're free from a task you were happy to do because you were a good kid, but you still got a certificate for being the best even though you barely showed up.

I said I'd clean my room, but then I got grounded. Still got a certificate for being the best.

I volunteered to walk the dog, but then I got hit by a car. Still got a certificate for being awesome.

I signed up for the science fair, but then I got sick. Still got a certificate for being the best kid ever.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you’re no longer stuck with a job you were happy to do because you were cool, but you still got a high five for being a hero even though you barely did anything.

I said I'd help with the math test, but then I got locked out of the house. Still got a high five for being a hero.

I volunteered to do the science project, but then I got stuck in traffic. Still got a high five for being awesome.

I signed up for the race, but then I got stuck in the mud. Still got a high five for being the best.

by Slangipedia 7d ago