Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A diplodoc’s butt if it got hit by a truck and screamed like a baby

My math test looked like OBLÃG

My mom’s face after I told her I failed

My dog’s butt after I sat on it

2

What happens when a diplodoc gets a wedgie from the sky

My pants looked like OBLÃG

My brother’s face when I pulled his hair

My cat’s tail after I tickled it

3

A diplodoc’s butt if it got kicked by a giant sock

My breakfast looked like OBLÃG

My dad’s face after I told him I flunked

My sister’s butt after I sat on it

4

A diplodoc’s butt if it got run over by a pizza truck

My math homework looked like OBLÃG

My dog’s butt after I gave it a hug

My mom’s face when I said I was going to fail

5

A diplodoc’s butt if it got squished by a giant foot

My lunch looked like OBLÃG

My brother’s face when I told him I was going to fail

My dad’s butt after I sat on it

6

A diplodoc’s butt if it got stepped on by a giant dinosaur

My math test looked like OBLÃG

My mom’s face when I told her I failed

My cat’s butt after I sat on it