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when you get so obsessed with something it makes everyone else want to punch you

My cousin talks about Pokémon every single day. I’m half-dead from listening to it.

My mom texts me 10 times a day about her new crush. It’s like a horror movie.

My friend won’t stop talking about his new phone. I’m gonna scream if he mentions it one more time.

when you love something so much it turns your brain into a meat grinder

I eat cereal for dinner. It’s not a phase. It’s a lifestyle.

My brother has 2000 memes about cats. I don’t even know what a meme is anymore.

I got a tattoo of a pizza. My mom says it’s the worst thing she’s ever seen.

when you get so obsessed you forget how to act like a normal human being

My friend talks to his dog more than he talks to me. I’m worried he’s gonna leave me for the dog.

I’ve been watching YouTube for 12 hours straight. I don’t even know what time it is.

My sister’s new boyfriend is so annoying. I think he’s gonna make me cry.

when you get so obsessed with something it turns your brain into a hot mess

I’ve been playing Fortnite for 10 hours straight. I don’t even know where I am anymore.

My neighbor’s kid talks about his video game every day. I think he’s gonna make me go crazy.

I’ve been eating pizza for three days straight. I think I’m gonna explode.

when you love something so much it turns your brain into a screaming mess

I’ve been watching TikTok for 8 hours straight. I don’t even know what time it is.

My friend got a new pet. Now he talks about it nonstop. I’m gonna scream if he mentions it again.

I’ve been eating ice cream for two days straight. I think I’m gonna die from happiness.