Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so fat you puke while telling a story like it’s the worst thing ever.

I was explaining my day and my stomach decided to throw up on my pants.

My mom asked how my day was and I threw up on her shoes.

At lunch, I told a joke and my lunch came back out.

2

You’re so chunky you can’t even talk without regurgitating.

I said ‘hello’ and my breakfast came out.

I was trying to explain my crush and my dinner came up.

I tried to say ‘I love pizza’ and my pizza came back.

3

You’re so bloated you puke just to make a point.

I was arguing with my friend and I threw up to prove my point.

I told my teacher I didn’t do my homework and I threw up.

I was trying to be cool and I threw up on my shirt.

4

You’re so fat you vomit just to be dramatic.

I was sitting in class and I threw up just to be cool.

I told my mom I was sad and I threw up on her.

I got yelled at and I threw up in my pants.

5

You’re so big you can’t even speak without throwing up.

I tried to say ‘I’m hungry’ and I threw up.

I told my friend a joke and I threw up on him.

I said ‘hello’ and my stomach threw up on my shirt.

6

You’re so fat you can’t even talk without spitting up.

I was trying to say ‘I love you’ and I threw up on my dad.

I told my teacher I didn’t do my homework and I threw up on the floor.

I said ‘I’m going to sleep’ and my dinner came up.