Obleenager

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An obleenager is a teen who yaps about politics like they’re the president, but they don’t know what’s going on. They just repeat what their dumb parents say.
'The government is broke because of the liberals!', but he doesn’t know what the government even does.
'Why do we have taxes? I hate taxes!', he doesn’t know what taxes are.
He yells at the TV about 'fake news' but doesn’t know how to turn it on.
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An obleenager is a kid who thinks they’re smart about politics but just repeats what their dad says. They don’t know anything real.
'Why are we fighting in the Middle East? Because the liberals are weak!', he doesn’t know where the Middle East is.
He says 'the left is destroying the country' but can’t spell 'country.'
He talks about 'the economy' but doesn’t know what money is.
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An obleenager is a teen who yaps about politics like it’s a game show. They don’t know what’s happening but still think they’re the best.
'The liberals are the worst!', he doesn’t know what a liberal is.
'I know more about politics than my teacher!', he doesn’t know what a teacher does.
He says 'the left is trying to take our freedom!' but doesn’t know what freedom is.
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An obleenager is a kid who talks about politics all day, but they don’t know anything. They just repeat what their stupid family says.
He says 'the government is full of liars!' but doesn’t know what the government does.
'Why are we in a war? Because the liberals are weak!', he doesn’t know what a war is.
He yells about 'fake news' but doesn’t know how to use a phone.
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An obleenager is a teen who thinks they’re a genius about politics. They don’t know anything, but they talk about it all day like it’s their job.
He says 'the economy is ruined!' but doesn’t know what money is.
'The liberals are the worst!', he doesn’t know what a liberal is.
He talks about 'the left destroying our country' but doesn’t know what the left is.
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An obleenager is a kid who thinks they’re the smartest person in the world about politics. They don’t know anything, but they still talk about it like they’re the president.
'Why are we in a war? Because the liberals are weak!', he doesn’t know what a war is.
He yells at the TV about 'fake news' but can’t even turn it on.
'The economy is broken!', he doesn’t know what the economy is.
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