Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

turning into a brain-dead meat bag and/or screaming like a feral raccoon on fire

My cousin went oble when he saw a spider on his pizza.

I turned oble when my dog ate my homework.

My mom went oble when she found out I failed math.

2

suddenly laughing so hard you lose your pants and everyone sees your butt

My friend went *Out Burst Laughing* when he saw my cousin’s pants.

I *Out Burst Laughing* when the teacher tripped on her own feet.

My dog *Out Burst Laughing* when he ate my sock.

3

being smacked by reason like a bag of bricks

I was Owned By Logic when I realized I didn’t study for the test.

My brother was Owned By Logic when he saw his GPA.

I was Owned By Logic when I got grounded for eating my homework.

4

a terrorist lunatic who hates everything good and wants to burn the world to ash because he’s a total loser

Osama bin Laden is the worst human ever.

OBL should be thrown in a pit and set on fire.

I hope OBL dies in a pool of lava.

5

when a grandma grabs your wrist like it's the last piece of pizza and won't let go

My grandma grabbed my wrist and wouldn't let go for 10 minutes.

My aunt grabbed my arm and asked me about my life.

My neighbor grabbed my hand and started crying about her cat.

6

the worst kind of love, like being stuck in a relationship that’s just bad vibes and heartburn

Being in love is like being stuck in a bad relationship.

Love is just a big mess of heartbreak and confusion.

Being in love is like being stuck with your worst enemy.

7

the perfect level of buzz when you’re ready to conquer any bar game like a boss

I hit Optimum Buzz Level and beat my friend at darts.

I was at Optimum Buzz Level and won every game.

I had Optimum Buzz Level and beat my brother at beer pong.