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A person whose face looks like a used sock and has toes that smell like a dead raccoon. They’re so ugly that even the janitor won’t talk to them and their report card looks like a math test from hell.
My cousin is an Oblast! He cries every time he sees a mirror.
The new kid at school is an Oblast! He smells like he lives in a trash can.
My dog ran away from an Oblast! and now he’s hiding under my bed.