Oblameyou

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The presidents way of throwing all the blame around like a hot potato, but he keeps the potato and eats it himself. He’s now blaming bad luck too, which is just sad.
He blames the weather, the economy, and my mom for his bad hair day.
He said the moon caused his bad grades.
He blamed my pet goldfish for the nuclear meltdown.
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The presidents habit of kicking every problem in the face and then sitting on it like a throne. Now he’s blaming bad luck, which is just weak.
He kicked the dog, the mailman, and my grandma for his bad speech.
He blamed his bad luck for failing math.
He said the universe was out to get him.
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The presidents trick of blaming everything but himself, even when he’s the reason it went wrong. Now he’s blaming bad luck, which is just ridiculous.
He blamed the dog, the president, and my goldfish for his bad test score.
He said bad luck made him fail the presidency.
He blamed my cat for the entire war.
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