Oblama

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President Barack Obama, the man who thinks you should get free stuff even though you didn't do anything to earn it.
'I worked my whole life and Obama gives me a free sandwich? What even is life?'
'He promised us a better future, and now I have a better debt problem.'
'He's like a broke kid who still thinks he's rich.'
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Barack Obama, the guy who talks a lot and makes you feel like you're winning, but then he just farts and walks away.
'He stood there like a champ, then he let one out and left me hanging.'
'He gave a speech so loud, I thought my ears were gonna explode, then he let one rip.'
'He's like a party that starts with confetti and ends with a big dump.'
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The weird mix of a president and a lama, like someone tried to breed a president with a camel and it backfired.
'He looks like he came from a zoo and got stuck in a suit.'
'He's like a lama who got a job in politics and forgot how to graze.'
'He's the reason I now question the whole animal kingdom.'
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