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Talking like a broken parrot with a full bladder and a bad attitude.

'I’m just saying, like, maybe, sort of, kinda, possibly, maybe, like, for sure, maybe not', said by someone who just ate three sandwiches.

‘I’m telling you, like, it’s like, kind of, maybe, like, sort of, like, not really’, said by someone who has no idea what they’re talking about.

‘I think I might’ve heard something, like, maybe, like, it was kind of like, maybe not’, said by someone who’s just been staring at the ceiling for two hours.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Spilling your guts like a sieve, but with zero useful info.

‘So, like, I was walking, and then I saw a dog, and the dog was like, maybe, like, kind of, not a dog, but a dog, maybe’, said by someone who’s lost.

‘I just, like, maybe, thought about it, and then I kind of, like, thought about it again’, said by someone who just sat there for ten minutes.

‘It was like, sort of, like, maybe, kind of, like, kind of like, maybe not’, said by someone who just wants to be done.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Putting on a show with no script, no plot, and no brain cells.

‘So, like, I was like, maybe, like, kind of, like, thinking about it, and then I like, just like, did it’, said by someone who’s never done anything in their life.

‘I’m just saying, like, kind of, maybe, like, it’s kind of like, like, sort of, like, maybe not’, said by someone who’s just tired of talking.

‘It was like, kind of, like, maybe, like, kind of, maybe, like, sort of, like, kind of, like, maybe not’, said by someone who has no idea what they’re doing.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Telling a story that’s more confusing than a math test with a headache.

‘So, like, I saw a cat, and the cat was like, maybe, like, kind of, like, maybe, like, not a cat, but a cat, maybe’, said by someone who just saw a cat.

‘I was like, maybe, like, kind of, like, thinking about it, and then I like, just like, maybe, like, did it’, said by someone who just did something.

‘It was kind of like, like, maybe, kind of, like, like, maybe not’, said by someone who just wanted it to be over.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Using a dictionary to write a tweet that no one wants to read.

‘I’m just saying, like, maybe, like, kind of, like, maybe, like, kind of, like, maybe not’, said by someone who just wasted six minutes on a sentence.

‘So, like, I was like, maybe, like, kind of, like, thinking about it, and then I just like, did it’, said by someone who’s overthinking everything.

‘It was kind of like, like, maybe, like, kind of, like, like, maybe not’, said by someone who just wants to be done with life.

by Slangipedia 7d ago