Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A song that makes your brain feel like it’s been beaten with a brick

My mom plays this every morning and I wish I was dead.

This song is why I failed math.

I listen to this and my dog starts howling like he’s been traumatized.

2

A song that’s so bad it might as well be a curse

This song is why I have a headache and a soul full of regret.

I heard this in the car and I almost screamed.

My teacher played this and I failed the test.

3

A song that turns your brain into a meat grinder

This song is why my brain is now a mess.

I listened to this and my brain started crying.

This song is so bad it hurts.

4

A song that makes you wish you were never born

I heard this and I want to die.

This song is the worst thing ever.

I listen to this and I regret being alive.

5

A song that sounds like it was written by a confused potato

This song is like a confused potato singing at me.

I think the potato is smarter than the Beatles.

This song is so bad it should be illegal.

6

A song that makes your brain want to quit its job

This song is why my brain is on strike.

I listen to this and my brain is like, 'I’m out.'

This song is so bad my brain is leaving.