Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so drunk you can't walk straight and you try to flirt with cops to avoid getting arrested.

I got obladderated and tried to kiss a cop. He just laughed and gave me a ticket.

She was obladderated and told the cop she'd date him if he let her go.

He was obladderated and tried to convince the cop he was a detective.

2

being so wasted you make a fool of yourself in front of everyone, especially cops.

I was obladderated and did a dance in the middle of the street for a cop.

He was obladderated and tried to sing karaoke to a cop's radio.

She was obladderated and yelled at a cop for no reason.

3

so drunk you can't think straight and try to charm cops to get out of trouble.

I was obladderated and told the cop I was his long lost brother.

She was obladderated and said she'd marry the cop if he let her go.

He was obladderated and asked the cop for a hug to get out of jail.

4

so wasted you can't walk and you try to seduce cops to avoid getting in trouble.

I was obladderated and tried to kiss the cop's badge.

She was obladderated and said she'd give the cop a massage if he let her go.

He was obladderated and tried to dance with a cop in the middle of the street.

5

so drunk you're making a mess and you try to impress cops with your bad behavior.

I was obladderated and threw a drink at a cop. He just laughed.

She was obladderated and started a fight with a cop over a donut.

He was obladderated and tried to tell the cop a joke that made no sense.

6

so wasted you can't think and you try to charm cops to avoid getting arrested.

I was obladderated and told the cop I was a superhero.

She was obladderated and tried to give the cop a kiss on the cheek.

He was obladderated and said he was the president of the police department.