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Obama didn’t even invent the internet, and now he’s getting blamed for it.

Why is Obama responsible for the price of tacos?

He wasn’t even in office when the moon landing happened, and now he’s getting credit for it.

Obama didn’t build the wall, but now he’s getting blamed for it like he’s the wall’s ex-boyfriend.

He’s not even here anymore, and people still yell at him for stuff he didn’t do.

They blame him for the traffic, but he doesn’t even have a car.

Obama didn’t kill the dinosaurs, but he’s getting blamed for it like he’s a time-traveling villain.

Your hair is bad because Obama didn’t like you.

He didn’t even invent pizza, and now he’s getting blamed for the sad cheese.