Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You explode with laughter so hard you might bust a gut. Used when something is so stupidly funny it makes you look like a fool for not laughing harder.

My dog ate my homework and then did a backflip. I OBL'd in the hallway.

She told the same joke three times. I OBL'd so hard I got a headache.

He tripped into a cake. I OBL'd so loud the neighbors called the cops.

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2

You get completely defeated by logic, like you just got hit by a truck full of math problems.

I tried to argue with my teacher. He used logic. I got OBL'd.

She explained why the sky is blue. I got OBL'd and cried.

He used a calculator to prove I was wrong. I got OBL'd and ate my pride.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

3

A grandma grabs your wrist like she’s trying to steal your soul. She’s got the energy of ten grandmas and the grip of a thousand.

My grandma grabbed my wrist and screamed at me for 10 minutes. OBL'd for life.

I was eating a sandwich when my aunt OBL'd me and asked why I didn’t visit her.

She pulled me into the kitchen like I was her long-lost grandson. OBL'd for 20 years.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

4

The perfect level of buzz where you can beat anyone at any bar game, like you’ve got magic hands and a brain made of beer.

I had OBL and beat the bar champ at darts. He cried.

I drank three beers and got OBL. I won the pool tournament and got free shots.

I got OBL and dominated beer pong like it was my job.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

5

You turn into a total idiot, like someone poured a bucket of nonsense over your head.

He got OBL and tried to fight a chicken. I watched it and laughed.

She got OBL and started talking to the wall. No one knew what she said.

He got OBL and tried to explain the moon to a kid. It was a disaster.

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6

A man who wants to destroy everything good in the world. He’s the worst, and we all know it.

OBL is the worst. He’s like a terrorist with a grudge.

He wants to blow up the country. OBL is the worst man alive.

OBL is a bad guy who loves hate. We need to kill him.

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7

The pain of love, like being stuck in a bad relationship and having no idea why you still care.

I got OBL because my ex broke up with me for no reason. I cried.

She loves me, but I hate her. OBL is like being stuck in a love prison.

He said he loves me, but he doesn’t. OBL is the worst part of being in love.

by Slangipedia 7d ago