obji

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A Persian word for a friend who’s so hot they make you look like a sad potato

My cousin’s obji is so attractive, I asked her for dating tips and she said I should stop eating chips.

My obji sent me a photo of herself in a bikini and I immediately cried.

My obji is my best friend and also my ex. We still hang out because she’s too hot to leave me alone.

A Persian word for a friend who’s so sexy they should be on a billboard instead of you

My obji is so good-looking, my dog now stares at her instead of me.

My obji walked into the room, and my entire life changed. I’m now a fan of her and also a fan of my life.

My obji asked me out, I said yes, and now I regret everything.

A Persian word for a friend who’s so hot they could make a pizza look jealous

My obji walks in, and my pizza gets distracted. I now have a sad pizza and a happy friend.

I asked my obji for help with math, and she solved it with her looks. I’m now her slave.

My obji is so hot, my plants are growing faster just to see her.