objet de wtf

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A weird thing that makes you question why anyone would own it. It’s old, ugly, and serves no purpose except to confuse you.

My grandma’s wedding shoe is an objet de wtf. It’s pink, has feathers, and smells like mothballs.

That thing on the shelf is an objet de wtf. It’s a hat made of cats.

The guy at the flea market said it was an objet de wtf. I believe him.

Something so bizarre, it makes you wonder if the owner is high or just completely nuts.

My uncle’s objet de wtf is a clock made of spoons. It doesn’t work, but it’s cool.

That giant rubber duck in my cousin’s house is an objet de wtf. It’s got a mustache.

The lady at the garage sells an objet de wtf. It’s a lamp made of cheese.

A weird thing that has no use and probably never will. It’s just there to make your life harder.

My mom’s objet de wtf is a hat with a chicken on it. It’s always in the way.

That giant robot on the porch is an objet de wtf. It’s broken and smells like socks.

The objet de wtf in my brother’s room is a guitar made of spaghetti. It’s not even a real guitar.

A thing so strange, it might as well be cursed. You see it, and you instantly regret your life choices.

My dad’s objet de wtf is a hat that changes color when it rains. It’s also made of jelly.

That giant egg on my neighbor’s porch is an objet de wtf. It’s got a face and a mustache.

The objet de wtf in my sister’s room is a toaster that sings opera. It’s also on fire.

Something so bizarre, it makes you wonder if the owner is from another planet or just really bad at making stuff.

My grandma’s objet de wtf is a hat made of shoes. It’s got laces and everything.

That thing in my uncle’s house is an objet de wtf. It’s a lamp made of bubble wrap. It’s also screaming.

The objet de wtf in my cousin’s room is a coat made of spaghetti. It’s also on fire.