Objectum Sexuality

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a messed-up group of people who get all hot and bothered by stuff like fences, roller coasters, and buildings. they even have fake sex with them
i saw a guy crying over a broken vending machine
my cousin married a shopping mall
a woman got a tattoo of a subway train
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when you get a hard-on for things that can’t feel you back. like rides, walls, and old shoes
a guy proposed to a traffic light
a girl had a baby with a toaster
a man screamed at a fire hydrant during a thunderstorm
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