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A person who thinks objects are the bomb and wants to have wild flings with them
I saw a toaster and I had to marry it
My friend dates a vending machine and it gives him free snacks
I kissed my TV and it started playing my ex's face
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A person who thinks objects are hot and might even have sex with them
I texted my microwave and it replied with emojis
She's dating a car and it now does 100 mph on the first date
He's in love with a blender and it's always on high speed
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A person who has a massive crush on objects and can't keep their hands off them
He had a full-blown love affair with a lamp
She's been talking to her fridge and it now stocks her favorite snacks
They got married to a washing machine and it does all the laundry
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A person who falls in love with objects and might even have a baby with them
They had a baby with a park bench and now it's a public figure
She's got a kid with a rollercoaster and it's the most fun ever
He had a child with a toaster and now it's the best at breakfast
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A person who likes all genders and objects, and thinks everything else is just average
I love girls, boys, and my vacuum cleaner
My friend is pansexual and also loves the Eiffel Tower
She dates humans and objects and thinks everyone else is just basic
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A person who gets all hot and bothered by objects, especially computers
He has a love life with his computer and it never crashes
She's got a full-blown relationship with her laptop and it's always on
He dates a computer and it gives him a 100% on every test