Objectsterbating

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Using random stuff to jerk off instead of a real toy. Stuff like baby dolls, paper, and even a keyhole if you're tiny.

Used a baby doll and cried because it was too soft.

Paper cuts made me scream louder than my mom.

I looked through a keyhole and got a tiny woodpecker vibe.

Masturbating with anything that's not a porn star. Like a grapefruit, a closet door, or a PB&J sandwich.

Cut open a grapefruit and got a face full of juice.

I used a closet door and my back hurts now.

PB&J was the best sandwich ever until I ate it.

When you use weird stuff to get off. Things like baby dolls, paper, and even a TBOL if you're desperate.

I used a baby doll and it felt like a bad date.

Paper cuts were the only thing keeping me alive.

TBOL made me question my life choices.

Using anything but a proper toy to get yourself going. Includes baby dolls, paper, and even a grapefruit.

I used a baby doll and it didn't know what to do.

Paper cuts were the best part of my day.

Grapefruit juice got everywhere and I was mad.

When you use weird stuff to get off. Like a baby doll, a keyhole, or even a PB&J sandwich.

Used a baby doll and it didn't fight back.

Keyhole was too small for my tiny schnitzle.

PB&J was just a sad attempt at a meal.