objectsona

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An objectsona is like your fake object buddy that you use to show off your dumb skills. It’s like your object version of a pet, but way more annoying.
My spoon is my objectsona. It judges me every time I spill coffee.
My toaster is my objectsona. It’s the only thing that understands my late-night ramblings.
My pencil is my objectsona. It cries every time I doodle in class.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Your objectsona is your object that you claim is your real friend. It’s just a glorified object that you talk to like it’s a person.
I told my coffee mug my life story. It didn’t care. That’s my objectsona.
My calculator is my objectsona. It solves my problems, but it also solves my mood.
My eraser is my objectsona. It wipes out my mistakes, and my dignity.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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An objectsona is your object that you pretend is your soulmate. It’s just a thing, but you treat it like it’s your ex.
My pencil broke. I’m heartbroken. That’s my objectsona.
My ruler is my objectsona. It’s always straight, but my life is not.
My spoon is my objectsona. It’s the only thing that can handle my spaghetti.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Your objectsona is your object that you claim is your bestie. It’s just a thing that you talk to like it’s a person, and it probably hates you.
My coffee cup is my objectsona. It’s the only thing that can handle my caffeine addiction.
My eraser is my objectsona. It’s always erasing my mistakes, but never my bad choices.
My pencil is my objectsona. It’s the only one that understands my doodle addiction.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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An objectsona is your object that you use to pretend you’re cool. It’s just a thing, but you act like it’s your favorite celebrity.
My coffee mug is my objectsona. It’s the only thing that can handle my early mornings.
My ruler is my objectsona. It’s always straight, and I’m not.
My spoon is my objectsona. It’s the only one that can handle my spaghetti.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Your objectsona is your object that you claim is your alter ego. It’s just a thing, but you treat it like it’s your ex, your bestie, and your therapist all in one.
My coffee cup is my objectsona. It’s the only thing that can handle my mood swings.
My eraser is my objectsona. It erases my mistakes and my bad choices.
My pencil is my objectsona. It’s the only one that understands my doodle addiction.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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