OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

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the mess that came from Bruno Powroznik's worst decisions
I tried to eat a sandwich and it turned into a warzone inside my butt.
Bruno’s work is like a cursed TikTok trend that never ends.
I shoved so many things up there, it’s like a subway station inside my arse.
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the things Bruno Powroznik forced into your backside like a sadistic teacher
He shoved a pencil up there and it’s been stuck ever since.
Bruno’s work is like being tortured with a glitter bomb.
I had to eat a whole pizza and it was the worst thing I’ve ever done.
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the stuff Bruno Powroznik shoved up your arse because he was a complete idiot
He tried to put a sock up there and now it’s a sock party inside me.
Bruno’s work is like a bad movie that never ends.
I shoved a whole bag of chips in there and now I can’t breathe.
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