Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear

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That annoying message on your car mirror but way more aggressive. It’s for people who can’t focus because they’re distracted by glitter and drama.

My boss said it to me when I got lost in a fight over the coffee machine.

I texted it to my cousin after she argued with the pizza delivery guy for 20 minutes.

I used it in class when my friend got distracted by the shine on the teacher’s glasses.

A middle finger to anyone who lets shiny things or pointless arguments take over their brain. It’s like telling someone to stop being a fool.

I sent it to my coworker after he got into a war with the printer.

My mom used it when I wasted half my day arguing with my little brother over a toy.

I posted it on Twitter when a celebrity fought over who had the better neon sneakers.

A brutal reminder that shiny things and dumb fights are just distractions. It’s like telling someone to shut up and get back to work.

I used it on my friend after he got distracted by a logo on a coffee cup.

My teacher wrote it on the board when we were all arguing over whose pen was cooler.

I texted it to my neighbor after he had a 10-minute argument with his mailbox.