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Stuff that moves and doesn't move. You can see it or not. It's like the universe threw a party and everything showed up.
That lamp is cursed. It's been watching me for years.
My cat is an object. It's also a god.
The ghost in the library is an object. It's also a drama queen.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A fancy way of saying 'I don't believe that crap!' Usually followed by a desk slam so loud it could wake the dead.
'I object! That witness is full of lies!', said like it was the end of the world.
He object-ed so hard the ceiling cracked.
She object-ed so much the judge gave her a warning.
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Phoenix Wright's way of saying 'You're lying, and I know it!' He says it like it's the last sentence in the dictionary.
'I object! That witness is lying their pants off!', said like it was a life-or-death situation.
He object-ed so hard the judge had to take a break.
Phoenix said it like he had a personal vendetta against the witness.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A sentence that makes the judge go 'What the hell is that?' It's like the courtroom got a new level of chaos.
'This evidence clearly reveals the contradiction in that statement, Your Honor!', said like it was a revelation.
She said it so loud the judge's coffee spilled.
He said it like it was the final act of a superhero.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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It's not on Urban Dictionary because it's too real. It's like the dictionary was too scared to include it.
'It's not on Urban Dictionary? That's not fair!', said like it was a personal insult.
They said it wasn't there, and I believed them. Then I checked.
Urban Dictionary is a coward. It ran away from this definition.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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You think with your brain. Others think with their feelings, their culture, and their dumb prejudices. It's like the difference between a genius and a moron.
'I don't need feelings to know that's wrong!', said like it was a battle cry.
She used her brain. He used his feelings. She won.
His brain was broken by culture. His feelings were broken by prejudice.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A dumb person. They're as smart as a chair. You can't even argue with them. They're like the human version of a doorknob.
'That guy is an object. He doesn't even know what he's talking about.'
She's an object. She's been sitting there for hours.
He's an object. He's been talking nonsense since the beginning.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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