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A person who gets hard-ons for stuff like lamps and chairs and turns them into smut, especially in the Battle For Dream Island crew and the OSC. They’re like the dirtiest nerds ever.
I saw a toaster and I had to make a whole movie about it having a crush on a toaster.
My friend drew a chair doing yoga and called it a love story.
I got kicked out of class for writing a porn about a blender and a sink.