Objectivley

My cousin said the sky was green because he ate too much candy.

She claims she's the best at math, even though she failed the test.

He thinks he's the king of the world because he got a B+

He said the pizza was the best ever, even though it was burnt.

She told everyone she knew the president, even though he didn't remember her.

He claimed he could bench press a cow, and no one believed him.

He thinks he can beat anyone in a race, even though he's out of shape.

She says she can sing like Taylor Swift, but she can't even hit a note.

He claims he can eat 10 hot dogs in one sitting, and he can't even finish one.

He said the answer was 42, even though the question was about math.

She guessed the color of the sky was purple, and she was wrong.

He said the Earth was flat, and he didn't know why.

He swore the moon was made of cheese, and he was wrong.

She said the ocean was pink, even though it wasn't.

He said he could run a marathon in one minute, and he didn't even finish.