objectivist

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A person who thinks they're a god, and everyone else is just a stepping stone to their own glory. They believe happiness is the only thing that matters, and if you don't agree, you're a fool.
My philosophy is that I'm the best, and you're just a waste of space.
I don't care what you think. I'm rich, I'm smart, and I'm right.
If you don't like my ideas, go cry in a corner.
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A person so selfish they’d rather take a dump than help you. They’ll let everyone else fail just so they can feel superior.
I don’t care if you’re drowning. I’m busy being awesome.
Let them fall. I’m not going to waste my time helping a loser.
I’d rather die than let someone else succeed.
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A half-wit who thinks a soap opera with a talking head is deep thinking. They believe everything they read and think it’s real.
That book was just a bunch of nonsense. I read it and believed every word.
I think that guy is a genius. He just talks and talks and talks.
That movie was stupid, but I still think it’s the best thing ever.
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A fake rebel who thinks they’re free, but they’re just following a bunch of other fake rebels. They can’t think for themselves and just repeat what they hear.
I’m not brainwashed. I just follow the cool people.
They told me to do it, so I did it. Simple.
I don’t need to think. Just repeat what they say.
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When a guy sticks his junk in a girl like he’s trying to fix a broken pipe.
He stuck it in like he was trying to fix a toilet.
It was sideways, and it looked painful.
He did it so fast, I didn’t even know what happened.
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