Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone who isn't gay acts like they're seeing a hot guy or girl but then says they're just being fair about it

'He’s cute, but I’m just being objective.'

'She’s got a nice face, but I’m not gay.'

'I’d date him if I wasn’t being logical.'

2

When someone denies being gay but still stares at the same sex like they’re on fire

'I’m just being fair, okay?'

'I’d date him if he wasn’t so annoying.'

'She’s hot, but I’m not gay.'

3

When someone says they’re not gay but acts like they just got rejected by a same-sex crush

'I’m just being logical, not emotional.'

'I’d date her if I wasn’t being a good friend.'

'He’s cute, but I’m not gay. I’m just being a good person.'

4

When someone claims to be neutral but still judges people based on their sexuality like it’s a test

'I’m just being fair, not biased.'

'I’d date him if I wasn’t being objective.'

'She’s nice, but I’m not gay.'

5

When someone says they’re not gay but still lists all the reasons why someone of the same sex is hot

'He’s got a nice smile, but I’m just being fair.'

'She’s got a nice voice, but I’m not gay.'

'I’d date him if he wasn’t so annoying.'