objectively broken

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So broken it makes you question why anyone would ever use it, even if it does what it was supposed to do.

This app crashes every time I try to send a message, but the 'send' button works perfectly.

The game works fine, but the controls are like being stuck in a blender.

My phone can't text, but it can stream cat videos for 12 hours straight.

So bad it feels like a punishment, even if it does what it was supposed to do.

This calculator adds numbers, but it also screams every time you press a button.

The fridge keeps my food cold, but it also plays elevator music all day.

The chair is comfortable, but it also whispers insults during meetings.

So broken it’s like it was made by someone who hated you and everything you stand for.

This website works, but it also makes your computer cry.

The printer prints your document, but it also draws stick figures on every page.

The coffee maker makes good coffee, but it also insults your taste in music.

Broken so hard it’s like it was designed to make your life worse, even if it does what it was supposed to do.

This app does what it's supposed to, but it also makes your phone explode every 10 minutes.

The microwave heats your food, but it also yells at you in Spanish.

The door opens, but it also screams your childhood nickname.

So broken it’s like it’s trying to ruin your day, even if it was supposed to help.

This website works, but it also plays a kazoo every time you log in.

The toaster toasts your bread, but it also sends you a text from your ex.

The alarm clock wakes you up, but it also sings show tunes at full volume.