objectively

A fancy word that people use to sound smart, but it's just a glorified excuse for being lazy. It’s like putting on a cape and pretending you’re a superhero when you’re just standing there.

A word used in a game where people shout and hit desks like they’re in a rage. It’s basically the verbal equivalent of throwing a tantrum in a courtroom.

What Phoenix Wright yells when he thinks someone is full of hot air and probably has a lie so bad it could make a balloon pop.

What people say when they think they’re being fancy, but they just said the same thing in a more complicated way.

A word you don’t find on Urban Dictionary because it’s too basic and too real. It’s like the opposite of a meme.

A way of seeing something without all the nonsense. It’s like using a ruler to measure a problem instead of just yelling about it.

A person who is as useful as a chair in a room full of people who are all sitting and doing nothing. They're just there, taking up space.