objective.jesussave.us

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A fake Christian ad campaign that’s so bad it makes Christians look like they got brain damage from watching too much Sunday school.
"This site is like a Christian version of a bad infomercial."
My pastor tried to convert me using this site. I now hate him and my life.
I showed this site to my mom. She cried and said, 'This is why I don't go to church anymore.'
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A cringey Christian propaganda site run by a bunch of weirdos who think they're rock stars and have a band called Zounds that sounds like it was made by a 12-year-old with a kazoo.
My brother tried to start a band called Zounds. It was a disaster.
I watched a Zounds video. My dog walked out of the room.
This site has a section for kids called 4Kidz. It’s the worst.
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