ObjectiveCode

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ObjectiveCode is a group of nerds who try to make kids think they’re not dumb by showing them how to code and build stuff that might actually help people.

I joined ObjectiveCode because I thought it was a club for people who don’t hate math. I was wrong.

My teacher said I’d fail if I didn’t join ObjectiveCode. I failed anyway.

I tried to build a robot. It exploded. I got a B.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

ObjectiveCode is like a school but for people who can’t stand school and only want to make stuff that doesn’t work but looks cool.

I made a game in ObjectiveCode. It crashed. I got a high five.

My friend made a calculator. It only adds. He’s proud.

I tried to make a website. It looked like a toddler drew it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

ObjectiveCode is where kids go to learn how to turn their brain into a computer and hope it doesn’t break.

I turned my brain into a computer. It hurt. A lot.

My friend turned his brain into a computer. Now he can’t stop talking about binary.

I tried to think like a computer. Now I just talk in ones and zeros.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

ObjectiveCode is a place where kids get to make stuff and hope no one sees it because it’s probably broken.

I made a robot. It didn’t move. I pretended it was a secret mission.

My friend made a website. It had three colors. He said it was artistic.

I made a game. It had one level. I called it ‘epic.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

ObjectiveCode is like a gym for your brain, but instead of lifting weights, you write code and hope it doesn’t throw a tantrum.

I wrote code. It threw a tantrum. I got a C.

My friend wrote code. It cried. He got a D.

I wrote code. It laughed. I got an A. Probably.

by Slangipedia 7d ago