Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

depends on whose side you're on and how much you've been paid

"I know the truth, I just don't want to admit it. Also, I got a check."

He says the sky is green. I say it's blue. We both got checks.

She's not lying. She's just lying for the right amount of money.

2

whatever your brain tells you when it's not busy yelling at you

"The truth is clear. My brain is screaming at me. I don't know what to do."

He says the moon is made of cheese. My brain says it's made of stress.

I know the truth, but my brain is too busy arguing with me to tell me.

3

whatever you believe when you're not being yelled at by someone with a loud voice

She said the truth was obvious. Then she yelled at me for 10 minutes.

He believed the truth until his boss yelled at him for 2 hours.

I believed the truth until my mom yelled at me for not doing my homework.

4

whatever your brain says when it's not being distracted by your phone

I know the truth, but my phone kept interrupting me.

He said the truth was clear, but his phone was too loud.

She believed the truth until her phone buzzed 20 times.

5

depends on how much coffee you've had and how many people have cursed you

He said the truth was obvious. I said I had only had one cup of coffee.

She believed the truth until her boss cursed her for the 10th time.

I know the truth, but I've had three coffees and two people cursed me.

6

depends on whether your friend is telling the truth or just trying to make you mad

He said the truth was clear. His friend was just trying to make him mad.

She believed the truth until her friend said something dumb.

I know the truth, but my friend is just trying to ruin my day.