Objective Morality Syndrome

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A weird brain disease where people think their dumb opinions are the only true way to live. They can’t handle new ideas and always pick the easiest answer so their tiny brains don’t have to work hard.
My uncle thinks the Earth is flat and refuses to listen to anyone who says otherwise.
My cousin says Trump is the best president ever, and if you disagree, you’re a loser.
My neighbor thinks the Bible is the only truth and gets angry when I say other religions exist.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A mental crutch used by people who can’t handle being wrong. They believe their way is the only right way and get super mad when someone else thinks differently.
My mom thinks Republicans are the only good people and hates all Democrats with a passion.
My friend thinks pizza is the only food that matters and gets mad when I say tacos are better.
My teacher thinks everything in history is true and gets annoyed when I question it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A disease that turns people into brain-dead robots who think they’re always right. They can’t handle new ideas and just scream at people who don’t agree with them.
My dad thinks the only good president is Trump and gets mad when I say Biden is okay.
My grandma thinks the world is going to end in 2025 and refuses to believe otherwise.
My friend thinks all politicians are evil and can’t stand anyone who supports them.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A condition where people think they’re the smartest person in the room and their opinion is the only one that matters. They get super mad when someone else thinks differently.
My cousin thinks all Democrats are communists and gets super mad when I say that’s not true.
My brother thinks the best movie ever made is Star Wars and can’t stand anyone who says otherwise.
My friend thinks the only good music is rap and gets mad when I say rock is better.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A brain problem where people think their opinion is the only truth and get super annoyed when someone else thinks differently. They can’t handle being wrong and just yell at people.
My uncle thinks the moon landing was fake and gets mad when I say it wasn’t.
My friend thinks all Republicans are rich and can’t stand anyone who says they’re not.
My teacher thinks the whole world is going to end in 2025 and won’t believe anything else.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A disease where people believe their opinion is the only right one and get super annoyed when someone else thinks something else. They can’t handle being wrong and just yell at people.
My mom thinks the best president is Trump and gets mad when I say Biden is good.
My dad thinks the only good car is a Ford and can’t stand anyone who says otherwise.
My friend thinks all Democrats are bad and gets mad when I say they’re not.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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