Objective Finance per Capita

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Objective Finance per Capita is like giving your money a report card and then dividing it by your brain’s ability to not spend it all on pizza. It shows how much better your life could be if you stopped being a financial idiot.
My Objective Finance per Capita is 2.3. Which means I’m barely passing. And I still bought a new phone.
My dad’s score is 10. He’s rich, smart, and still thinks a mortgage is a good idea.
My cat’s score is 7. She eats my money and doesn’t even apologize.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Objective Finance per Capita is when you take your country’s money, divide it by your dumbness, then multiply it by how much you earn. It tells you how much of a mess you are at being rich.
My score is 5. Which means I’m average at being rich and still spend my paycheck on soda.
My mom’s score is 12. She’s rich, smart, and still buys me stuff.
My brother’s score is 3. He spends all his money on video games and still calls me a failure.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Objective Finance per Capita is the number you get when you try to be rich, but your brain says no. It’s like math for people who hate math, but still do it.
I got a 4. I’m rich, but I still can’t decide between chicken nuggets and pizza.
My friend got a 9. She’s rich, smart, and still buys me stuff even though I’m a failure.
My neighbor’s score is 11. He’s rich, but he still spends his money on dumb stuff.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Objective Finance per Capita is when you try to measure how good your money is, but you’re too lazy to actually do it right. It’s like a math test for people who hate math, but still take it.
My score is 3. I’m rich, but I still spend my money on stupid stuff like soda and pizza.
My teacher’s score is 10. She’s rich, smart, and still buys me stuff even though I’m a failure.
My dog’s score is 8. He eats my money and still barks at me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Objective Finance per Capita is like giving your money a grade, but you’re too lazy to do the math right. It’s how bad you are at being rich, and how much you still spend on dumb stuff.
I got a 5. I’m rich, but I still buy pizza every day and call it a lifestyle.
My sister got a 7. She’s rich, smart, and still spends my money on dumb stuff.
My dad got a 10. He’s rich, smart, and still buys me stuff even though I’m a failure.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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