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A way of looking at things without letting your dumb brain mess it up. You don’t let your feelings, your dumb opinions, or your bad life choices get in the way. You just see the facts, like a normal person.
I saw the crime with my own eyes, no bias, no drama, no stupid excuses.
The truth is clear, and I’m not gonna let my bad day make it worse.
He didn’t steal the wallet. I know that. I can feel it in my bones.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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That little line on your resume that says why you think you deserve the job. Usually lies, or at least sounds like it.
'Hardworking and passionate about coffee.' What does that even mean?
'Seeking a place where I can grow and thrive.' I just want to not be fired.
'I believe in teamwork.' I just want to not be the only one working.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A word that gets yelled when someone says something stupid. Usually comes with desk-slamming and music that sounds like it was made by a goat.
'OBJECTION!' He slammed the desk so hard, the table shook.
'OBJECTION! That’s not even evidence!' The music started playing like a rock band was in the room.
He yelled 'OBJECTION!' so loud, the judge got a headache.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Phoenix Wright’s go-to line when he thinks someone is lying so bad, they should be thrown out the window.
'He’s lying! I can feel it in my bones!'
‘That’s not true! He’s lying through his teeth!’
‘He’s lying so bad, I can taste it!’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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What Phoenix Wright says when he’s about to win the case, and he knows it. It sounds like a fancy legal term, but it’s just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m about to win.’
‘This evidence shows he’s lying! Your Honor!’
‘This is the most obvious contradiction I’ve ever seen!’
‘Your Honor, this proves he’s guilty!’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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It’s not on Urban Dictionary. That’s just a fancy way of saying no one cares about it.
‘It’s not on Urban Dictionary. No one cares.’
‘You’re not famous enough to be on Urban Dictionary.’
‘This word is so obscure, it’s not even on Urban Dictionary.’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A person as smart as a chair. They don’t think. They just sit there. Sometimes they’re even dumber than a tool.
He’s as smart as a rock. He doesn’t even know what he’s doing.
She’s a tool. She doesn’t even know what a tool is.
He’s an object. He doesn’t think. He just sits there.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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