Objection Hearsay

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When Amber Heards lawyer is so clueless he objects to his own questions like they’re personally attacking him.
Objection! Hearsay! I’m not even wrong!
Objection! Hearsay! This is the worst day ever!
Objection! Hearsay! My client is perfect and you’re all trash!
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A loud, stupid, and desperate way to say you’re too confused to answer your own question.
Objection! Hearsay! I just woke up and I don’t know what I’m doing!
Objection! Hearsay! My brain is on fire!
Objection! Hearsay! I thought this was a math test!
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When you’re so desperate you object to everything, even your own dumb questions, just to look important.
Objection! Hearsay! I’m the king of this courtroom!
Objection! Hearsay! I’m rich, famous, and I don’t need this!
Objection! Hearsay! I’m so perfect I don’t even need a bed!
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The only thing Benjamin Rottenborn knows how to say, ever. He’s like a broken record.
Objection! Hearsay! I don’t even know what I’m doing here!
Objection! Hearsay! My life is a disaster!
Objection! Hearsay! I’m just here for the free food!
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