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A person who shags anything that isn’t human and probably isn’t even alive
I saw him snuggling a toaster like it was his ex
She dated a lamp for a month and it was fine
He tried to propose to a chair and it just sat there
objectiful
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When you refuse to accept someone just because they think they’re an object or not even a creature
Why are you mad at him for being a cup? He’s got feelings
She called him a rock and he was offended
He didn’t want to be a chair, he just wanted to be a couch